Bologna Sandwich

A sexual act involving spreading someones ass cheeks and then giving their butthole a "raspberry" or "zurbert".

Last night, after she licked my taint, she gave me a bologna sandwich. It was amazing!

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Bologna titties

Flat chested, fat whores, that are so fat to the point where their titties look like big giant flaps of bologna.

"Ugh! So yesterday guess what Alan told me?!" "Stephanie you have really nasty, flappy, bologna titties, ewwww!"

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bash the bologna

to masturbate

I'm going to go bash the bologna now.

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bologna pole

slang for Penis

becky slid down the bologna pole again last night. man, she's a whore.

i love whores

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Bologna and Jam

A term for Intercourse. Bologna referring to the penis and jam referring to the action of forcefully putting "it" in. Simply, a man "jamming" his penis into a woman's vagina.

Obama: Hey Hillary...you want some bologna and jam?

Hillary: Of course....I am the secretary of state for a reason.

Obama: Right On Hillary!

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Bologna nips

Term to describe large diameter areolas, or nipples. A disporportionatly large areola that resembles a cold cut of bologna. Generaly used for white women. Ethnic, dark areolas can be termed salame nips.

That bitch's tits are disgusting. She has bologna nips.

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fun bologna

Is where you take a piece of bologna make eyes and a mouth and put it on your own face as a childish disguise..
thus creating fun bologna

We all laughed as our 2 year old boy made a face with his bologna... (fun bologna)

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