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a booger that is hanging in mid air attached to a nose hair that can't be seen. seems to be an illusion.
Jennifer had an illusion booger.
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When you pick your nose while playing Halo 3 and stick it to your lower quad just above your knee. You plan to flush it once your done playing, but you never remember. When you finally do remeber, the booger is gone and you wonder where you lost it.
Guy 1: "Man, I love raping the crap out of people who don't know how to XBOX."
Guy 2: "Oh, yeah. I know. Oh man, that is a big booger.
Guy 1: "Make sure you treat that booger right, or it might become one of those runaway boogers I been hearin' about."
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The small round device (usually emitting smoke) used by a Catholic priest to cleanse purify, sanctify or chase the boogers out of the area.
The catholic priest carried the booger smoker around the room as he recited latin scripture.
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Another name for cocaine or anything else that you snort through your nose.
I'm gonna snort a heap of booger sugar before I hit the clubs tonight.
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“Sometimes you gotta say “What the Fuck”, make your move. Every now and then, saying “What the Fuck”, brings freedom. Freedom brings opportunity, opportunity makes your future.”
(Coined by the character Booger in the movie Risky Business.)
"Man... I can´t take it anymore, Cindy is making my life so miserable and, to make it worse, I think she is doin´the laundry to that Arts Professor."
"Well. you don´t have it easy, but there is a solution to any desperate situation in life, whether sentimental, professional... even ecological: The Magnificent Booger Theorem.! Use Its Force Son.!
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Booger stuck to the inside of your nose. It is nearly impossible to remove and will bleed profusely once pried off.
Removing this damn ingrown booger is gonna hurt like a bitch.
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When you are puking...Puke comes out your nose...Food Particles get lodged in your nasal cavity. These chunks of food mixed with snot are "Barf Boogers"
Man I got so drunk last night, puked so hard that it was coming out my nose. I was constantly blowing my nose to get out the last of the "barf boogers".