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When you don't know how to either answer to a message or simply to tell the other person that you've seen the message. A smiley face ":)" also has to be added in the following message.
Person 1: Hey man, how's it going?
Person 2: Pretty good, my grandma just died.
Person 1: Broccoli choo choo
Person 1: :)
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the result of Sourdough's broccoli salad.
I love this salad but it gives me broccoli butt-burps for two days
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description of what a nasty fart would smell like.
rob "damn, who farted?"
mike "hahahahahahaha"
rob "mike, thats not funny, that smelt like rotten broccoli water"
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The most amazing dinner in the world. Chicken and broccoli covered in a lucious creamy mushroom sauce in a dish topped with cheese and crunchy breadcrumbs.
Chicken and Broccoli pie is for dinner today
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Derived from an advertisement for Orange in the United Kingdom, 'I just bought broccoli, lol!' is a deliberate satire on when people write stupid, unnecessary things as their Facebook status or Twitter tweet. Can be shortened to IJBBLOL.
Random blonde facebook chick: 'Hai gais, jst kssin ma bf rite nao brb'
Person with more than half a braincell: I just bought broccoli lol!
Guy at uni for no other reason than to get stoned out of his mind: d00d. so hi rite nao.
Person with more than half a braincell: IJBBLOL!
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the person saying this to you means they are saying you smell like the rotten, stinky, fart-smelling, broccoli served at Public Schools in the United States.
“Do you need perfume? You smell like school broccoli”
1. Expression for for doing something foolish or unnecessary.
2. Possessing an item that serves no purpose and/or is useless.
Person: "I just bought some new alien detecting binoculars"
Me: "You might as well be wearing broccoli for shoes."
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