Broom Job

The act of either a male or female spiking up their pubic hair with hair spray in order to facilitate sexual or hygenic purposes

Dude, John got a serious broom job from T-bone last night, untill it turned into a mop job

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Womb Broom

When a young man reaches puberty and begins to grown a mexican like stash on his upper lip...this stash is used for getting,cleaning up the muff nuggest left behind by ladies

"Damn son...that womb broom is growin mightly well, go see if your mother needs and little cleaning on her muff"s

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broom trick

The broom trick is a prank. When somebody is using the toilet, you get a broom out and gently lean it against the door. When they come out, the door swings in and BAM! The broom falls down and smacks the hard floor.

The real "trick" of the broom trick is that most people will feel embarrassed and put the broom away!

Extra points for bristles up.

dude 1 is taking a shit. He washes his hands, checks his boogers, and opens the door to leave

WHACK!

Dude 1: God damnit, the broom trick again?!

Dude 2: I got you good you fucker!

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doink and broom

To have sex with a girl and then dump her. Synonym: Rail and Bail.

Your mom is hot, but she's a total bitch. I'll just doink and broom her.

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Get-a-broom

Derivative of oft. used "Get a room" (often uttered to couples passionately going at it in full view of the general public). Used in the context "get a broom (and clean up that mess!)", often said to a friend or passer by, when a shambles or a man/woman is in view. A mess of course, is a commonly used term for somebody whose life is in disrepear, or those who have consumed far too many noxious substances, perhaps over a long period of time.

Matt stumbled into the room with a 'J' in one hand, and a Special brew in the other, spouting on about how good fightstar really are. "Get-a-broom!", I exclaimed to my pals next to me, nodding my head in Matt's general direction.

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Zoom broom

Eliminating the background distractions.

“Denise,” went the text from my boss last Sunday, “when we do the meetup with Amway could you please do a zoom broom on your so-called office -- jettison the vibrators, the pogo stick, the pink silk thingie hanging just on screen. The signed blowup of Bono from ’98 too. We don’t want Chris to think we’re wack. Oh, and could you make sure that snot-nosed Berry doesn’t poke her face in?”
“Shithead,” I replied under my breath, “It’s not Zoom, it’s WebEx. It's not Berry, it's Valley. Plus, I only accept texted managerial counsel of under 10 words.”

To prep for the interview (for the job he didn’t even want, but it would pay for tacos) Panda did a quick zoom broom in the study he “shared” with mama, backlighting the Mac and taking down the hanging hooked rug depicting a bald eagle descending upon a Hudson River ice floe. Darn these Zoom gigs, he thought, feeling pretty sure he’d have to shave his soul patch.

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Witch's broom

Trivial cause for delay.

(As in the movie Wizard of Oz)

"Every time I go to the DMV they send me away to get money or ID or something. I wonder what will be the witch's broom this year?"

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