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A spectacular land filled with an overabundance of clueless, doped out, far Left crybabies who can't seem to get their financial shit together.
The beaches are overcrowded with pea gravel sand.
Hollywood is there. What a pit of vipers that is. Need I say more?
Okay, crack off the 48 and sink "Cali."
"I'll go to California again when the dipshits leave."
"Really? Aren't there more than just dipshits there?"
"Yeah, but there's not enough room here to name all the deviant fucks that also need to leave first."
"Oh. Cool. Wanna' do a line, man?"
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Ha! You Wished You Lived Here.
Backwoods Redneck from Kentucky:I done hate me some Californians all they gots is them fake boobies and spray on tans.
Totally Hot Californian: stupid hick. Go shoot some deer or something and leave me alone.
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1Place of which real people no longer exist.
2 Place of which those who move to, separates them from their friends.
screw moving to California, you're leaving your friends.
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California is a strong Democrat state, hence all their retarded laws
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My dream land. Sunshine. A land of the best amusement parks, the beautiful blue ocean, Los Angeles,Beverly Hills, Hollywood, palm trees, rollerblading, suntanning, hot guys, beach babes, surfers, every possible weather there, mountains and deserts. And most importantly unique kinds of people.<3
I dream of California
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One of the best states:
Over 2,000 miles of beach
Marijuana is decriminalized
Beautiful coast in NorCal
California cuisine is the best
The beach and ski resorts are 1.5 hours away
One of the few states you can get In-N-Out in
Most diverse state
Despised or overly-envied by people from other states.
Non-Californian 1: I wanna go to LA! I wanna see Hollywood! Hollywood is so glamorous and tasteful no, its not
Non-Californian 2: California is just superficial rich celebrities living in a giant ghetto.
Californian: You both wish you lived here.
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A state so liberal that they were the last state in the union to outlaw necrophelia!!!
A law to outlaw necrophilia was up a year ago but California voters voted it down!
The Governator brought it back up for a vote and now,finally,necrophelia has been outlawed in California!
What a bunch of dirty liberals corpse fuckers!!!!!
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