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1.This is the tragic moment when a guy realizes the condom he has is too big for his small set up.
2. When a man crys while having sex, like a massive pussy.
3. When a guy cums early, but has sex anyway...
Last night, nick pulled a dirty calvin, it sucked.
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A pregnant man, or a mother with a penis.
Hey dude! Look at the Calvin Klein over there. -Bro, that’s a dude with a beer belly. -No, I swear it’s a pregnant man bro!
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Knows all the dirty stuff. Good friend but will knows all the dirty stuff like ALL OF IT. Most likely gonna be a Porn star
Calvin: Calvin king is dirty and has a fever
To be a leech and always expect others to do the work for you
No I don’t have answers for you. Stops being a Calvin
neeny baby aka my man my man my man
real nigga out the nolia .
her: “you know neno calvin ? “
me: “ oh yea that’s my 3rd ward baby”
When you are having anal sex, and it goes wrong, and you get shit on your nob, and inevitably on your boxers.
Was with a woman last night and she gave me a brown Calvin.