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1.This is the tragic moment when a guy realizes the condom he has is too big for his small set up.
2. When a man crys while having sex, like a massive pussy.
3. When a guy cums early, but has sex anyway...
Last night, nick pulled a dirty calvin, it sucked.
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A pregnant man, or a mother with a penis.
Hey dude! Look at the Calvin Klein over there. -Bro, that’s a dude with a beer belly. -No, I swear it’s a pregnant man bro!
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To be a leech and always expect others to do the work for you
No I don’t have answers for you. Stops being a Calvin
neeny baby aka my man my man my man
real nigga out the nolia .
her: “you know neno calvin ? “
me: “ oh yea that’s my 3rd ward baby”
Knows all the dirty stuff. Good friend but will knows all the dirty stuff like ALL OF IT. Most likely gonna be a Porn star
Calvin: Calvin king is dirty and has a fever
When he met you in the summer, to his heartbeat sound. He fell in love. As the leaves turned brown.
"Calvin Harris looks like if an ai tried to make an Irishman"