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Male masturbation. The act of jacking off.
Grandpa, this morning before breakfast I walked into the bathroom and I saw you "pounding your cane".
The curvature of the penis due to excessive masturbation. (Penis usually reddens in color).
Doctor: I'm afraid your son has Candy Cane Syndrome.
Mother: What do I do?!
Doctor: Well you can start with putting a password on your computer.
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a line of cocaine and the football shaped Xanax. All the fun, none of the fear.
Candy canes are used by those who have a sense of balance. (you know what that means)
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When a woman has nipples so hard she can hang candy canes on them
Guy 1: Hey, did you those candy canes hanging on her nipples? They must have been so hard to keep them there!
Guy 2: Yeah! It’s called the candy cane challenge. It’s a holiday tradition.
A misleading term used to mask the true identity of sugar in food. It is not healthier than regular sugar but when listed as an ingredient in food products, it fools people into believing they are ingesting a more wholesome alternative.
Let's buy this healthier cereal, it has "evaporated cane juice" instead of sugar in the ingredients!
The act of taking the penis and balls dipping them into Kool aid and then sticking them in any flavor of sugar you desire. then having your women suck on it so it is tasty for her.
His Sugar cane and Gumballs were delicous!!!!
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