(/o͞of kəˈno͞o/)
1. the state of discomfort from the realization that you are in a position of being along for the ride in an unfortunate or difficult situation.
2. a person who has a boat load full of drama.
I'm up a creek without a paddle in an oof canoe.
A dude that upvotes and rides a sick canoe.
You are pulling a canoe dude right now.
one that describes the characteristics of a female reproductive system aka a vagina or pussy
Do you want to play golf today?
Sorry I have to study for my test.
Ohhh woww stop being such a vag canoe.
When you shit in a pool and it sinks to the bottom.
Lifeguard: Jimmy dropped a concrete canoe in the pool and I had to swim down and grab it.
When 3 men give anal to a women at the same time.
Oh my god , last night was amazing. I tried an anal canoe and it was mind blowing.
When a man slides his boner between the lips of a woman's vagina without penetrating. The act of boner canoeing is often done in a pool, river, or lake.
Dude! Look over there, Jared is giving Tina a boner canoe!