A dude that upvotes and rides a sick canoe.
You are pulling a canoe dude right now.
Where a man/woman sits on the lap of his/her partner and spreads his/her butt cheeks and squeezes out a waxy bowel movement onto the lap of his/her partner. The way to get ready for this sexual move is to eat foods high in fats for several days before hand.
This girl from college did this new thing to me called “The Oklahoma Canoe” where she squeezed a shit on my leg.
Jazerine cano Gomez is much better than you if ur not her jump off a bridge
Jazerine cano is better than you
I was feeling adventurous so I went for down a beaver canoe.
When you shit in a pool and it sinks to the bottom.
Lifeguard: Jimmy dropped a concrete canoe in the pool and I had to swim down and grab it.
When 3 men give anal to a women at the same time.
Oh my god , last night was amazing. I tried an anal canoe and it was mind blowing.