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Also known as Bodyguards.
They are there to catch the bullets so their Clients don't have to.
The job of a Bullet Catcher is usually a thankless one until they live up to their title.
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A Catcher in the Rye is when, after taking a big dump, you reach down to wipe and fart on your hand.
A Catcher in the Rye is sometimes a precursor to aftershock.
I just took and big dump when I reached down to wipe and out of nowhere came a Catcher in the Rye.
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A large wad of toilet paper that you place into the blue water of a recently serviced porta-pottie just before you take a dump, so when the turd drops into the blue water it doesn't splash up to your butt. Giving you smurf butt.
I had a turtle head poking so I ran to the porta-pottie, only to find clear blue waters. So I made a catchers mitt and dropped it in.
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A catchers mitt is when you place a wad of toilet paper or other absorbent material in your hand to catch an out of control ejaculation.
Sam: Dammit Daniel I had to clean the the t.v screen after I got done jerking off last night.
Daniel: Your fault you wouldn't have shot your load all over the screen if you would've had your catchers mitt handy
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The area of a mans waist that looks especially hot if he has a six pack. Kind of resembles ridges, aiming toward the crotch.
That underwear model has amazing Cum Catchers.
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Term used to refer to mens or womans underwear. Reportedly used to catch seman leaking from a vagina or anus after sex.
Dude you stink did you shit your cum catchers?
She had on a pair of pink cum catchers.
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Kitschy stuff on your shelfs that serves no real purpose except to have something to dust. Often given to you as a present, preventing prompt disposal. See also: Chachki
Grandma gave another mini spoon from her last trip to add to my dust catcher collection
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