Cell phone

A life line for teens

"UGH, I'M AT OUT OF MINUTES ON MY CELL! I'LL HAVE TO MY HOUSE PHOOOONE!"

Then stop using you're god damned cell phone so effin' much.

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cell bomb

an exploding cell phone.a cell phone that explodes

hey torky quit pullin my meat. are you tellin me cam shaft's cell phone went boom!! like that? shit he had one of those cell bombs!!

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fuel cell

A device which converts (most notably) hydrogen into electricity. They are extremely clean, quiet, and efficient, with the only emissions being heat and water vapor. They are MUCH better than internal combustion engines.

The Hydrogen Economy is the way of the future.

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ghost cell

A private room to hang or chill.

Hanging out here is no fun. I'd rather chill in my ghost cell.

cell-shock

The momentary sense of panic when one touches their pants pocket and realizes that their Cell Phone is not there.

I went to call you last night, and had total cell-shock until i realized my phone was in the car.

Cell-tantrum

verb. The collection of loud, obnoxious noises, and motions that come from a teenager whose cell phone has been turned off, stopped working, or confiscated.

My daughter is having a 'Cell-tantrum' her phone has been off for a week.

cell blind

Obliviousness when walking or otherwise in motion while simultaneously playing with or peering at a hand-held gadget. Often a public nuisance, as when slow, erratic, or careless movement impedes or leads to collision with others; sometimes also dangerous to the cell blind themselves, as when crossing a busy street without looking because engrossed in texting, IM-ing, or similarly urgent activities.

See: cell blindness (n.), cell-blind (v., adv.), and cell-blindly (adv.)

Darwin Award nominees include a cell blind woman who fell through an open manhole cover.