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A certified Frieza moment is when, you conquer a group of people, a nation, a world, or a universe. Its a example of taking the W
“Yo, I heard you conquered the southern galaxy, thats a Certified Frieza moment”
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Somebody with no money, who never learned how to mass or build money, and somehow thought it'd be a wise career decision to tell others what to do with their money.
since this joker never had money, he always talked about his life and what he would do if he had the riches. so instead of earning it himself, he throws on a cheap suit and a smile and sells financial advice to complete retards.
NOT to be confused with CPA or any other real professional.
"what happened to that guy who got fired 3 months ago?"
"he told me he's tending bar but i went there and he's just a bus boy, moved in with his girlfriend, she sold him her car so he could get around, he's supposed to be starting a job as a Certified Financial Planner at New York Life:
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a man who is a woman's lover or who has sexual relations with many women.
Cameron is lowkey a certified lover boy
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When something is absolutely perfect
Man 1: Bro my mom just got diagnosed with a brain tumour
Man 2: Now that, is a certified subarashii moment
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This is the definition for person who doesn't give af abt what other people think and lives by their own terms.
Damn that person is definitely a Certified Mal Kop
Certified Classic Moments share the moments in life we look back to and we hold nostalgia for although being recent it can also be used to describe a collage of photos or any random moment in life out of boredom
Jake: bruh last night was a certified classic moment
Jym: yes it was a certified classic moment Stacy made a collage of all our certified Classic Moments
Any dude who is just straight up sus.
Person 1: Yo do you know JL?
Person 2: You mean the certified sus boy?
Person 1: Yea.. he's tuff.