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When one smears a handful of their own shit onto the hairy chest of a passed out friend. The hardened shit, coupled with the chest hairs, gives the appearance of a gorilla's chest.
Man, I woke up with a mean hangover and I smelled like a zoo because of that gorilla chest I was sporting.
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A synonym for breasts. Otherwise known as ta-tas, boobs, bust, breasties, chicken tats, rack, jelly stack-ems, tits, cans, bazongas, fun bags, missiles, teets, jubblies, mama factories, milk-ems, dirty pillows, caressables, welsh terrain, lumpy v space, (melons or other large fruit) bumps or lumps.
"I'm guessing you bake, because you have chest-buns... alright!" Yes... how corny.
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Women breasts. Usually large round, non-saggy, non-bee stings, non-mesquito bites. Fake or not does not matter, as long as they are beautiful.
Chaz: Dude, Laird, your mom has some great fuckin' chest goblins.
Laird: Ya and i got to suck on em as a baby, somethin' you'll never do.
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I am still single but I keep a wedding gown in my hope chest
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Something that is said when another person half-assedly claims that they are going to do something. Calling out "man chest" will solidify that the original person has to what they had said they would do. Failure to follow through will result in a slap to the chest of the desired amount of brutality by the person who called "man chest." ~Originally used by La Costa Canyon and Ranch Bernardo High School Wrestling Teams.
Mike: "Ay yo faggots, I'm gonna slap this bitch's ass."
Brian: "Man chest, you maurk!"
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In reference to the mentally disabled who are seen frequently "beating their chest" usually while in a wheelchair. This is a term used to insult someone, basically calling them retarded.
Dude how did Jeff think he would get away with that? What a fucking chest beater lol.
"Chest Rubbed" refers to the spontaneous and utter desolation of a human being for the simple fact that another human rubbed their chest.
In under a millisecond, the victim's entire body will experience a phenomenon in which all of their bones will break, and every pore in their body will bleed profusely without any other cause than the simple fact that another human rubbed their chest.
An immense gory crime scene is shown. Blood is on the walls, on the ceiling, on the floor, everywhere. Nothing of a human being remains except for their blood and a few bones. Onlookers approach and comment on the scene:
"There is no other explanation. This man must've had his Chest Rubbed."