e-child

1) the condition that afflicts people who believe the anonymity of the internet allows them to devolve into 6 year olds when they are miffed or disagree with another person's actions or opinions.

2) a condition that affects persons on the internet who achieve some degree of fame or infamy for 15 minutes or so.

1) he knew he was being a complete e-child as he registered the guy who pissed him off for mormon literature, scientology course information and other email garbage.

2) in an act of complete e-childishness the blogger banned every one of his readers who dared ask a question negative to his proscribed beliefs.

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Child Arson

The illegal act of setting fire to kids.

Rob: I heard that he's a convicted child arsonist.

Eddie: What is that?

Rob: He burns kids!

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trophy child

A child who is pressured into doing well at school to look good for their parents.

Damn, poor Emily - a year ahead in math, she gets a 3.0 in Geometry and her parents flip out! It must suck to be a trophy child.

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Flower Child

A feel good type of soul, good for the world and environment. Peaceful, maybe not innocent but always looking to make things better even if they aren’t doing well themselves.

The way he carried himself was so amazing, I knew he was a flower child.

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child molester

someone that has sex with little kids

kyle depenning likes to have sex with little kids every nite
he is a child molester

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problem child

Taken from the John Ritter movie by same name. Used to describe any child, employee, sibling, or friend that is constantly getting into trouble but you are somewhat obligated to care for or help.

Also a street name for someone who gets into trouble all the time.

Frank, the departments problem child, forgot to lock the office last night.

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child please

F**K you

Reporter: You're Washed Up
Ocho Cinqo: Child Please

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