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One who regularly, due to the lack of ability to score with the ladies, pulls at their short, fat penis for self indulgence. It may also refer to someone who 'tugs' at their genitals in some vain attempt to extend their sad excuse of a penis.
Guy 1: I can't believe that Lindsay is dating Tom.
Guy 2: I know! Tom is such a fat fuck. She must be a choade tugger.
Fuck, Brian. You're such a choade tugger.
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A choad stroker simply enjoys stroking other mens choads. Or lady choads.
A.K.A. Zach Mazeski
Weslee:that zach kid is a choad stroker
Trevor:ya hes pretty gay
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A choad waffle is very similar to a twat waffle; in fact these two words are interchangeable. Usually you chose the one you think will be most offensive to the person you insulting. A choad waffle is what you call someone who is acting like a prick/ass/dick ect. To learn more about what a choad waffle see twat waffle.
"Your a fuckin choad waffle!"
A person who performs the act of fellatio on a penis whose diameter is greater than its length.
Hey choad smoker, pass me another beer.
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Usually found after failing to take a shower before a vigorous workout or long day in the sun, Choad Butter is the extrememly foul-smelling combination of shit and sweat that accumulates in the Choadal area. Usually well known to persons of girth or filth.
Dude, this choad butter reeks!
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when your legs stick together causeing your choad to become irritated and your choad needs to get fresh air and be allowed to dry the sweat it has acquired.
What christian does at work before he can walk to get something, this is the choad dance.
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when a choad is sighted.
She pulled down his pants and cried "Choads ahoy!" at the ridiculousness she saw.
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