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Everything is a scam for this man and he only lives of free food and spends his time supporting.
Constipation. Unable to defecate.
Joe writhed, grunted, farted but he could not pass the rock-hard fecal matter. Last night's chow was definitely hung.
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Especially redundant term for loud chewing, usually in a shared office environment around lunchtime.
Q: Dude, what are you chow grazing on over there? A: Dude, it's a crunchy granola bar, ah-ight? Get off my case.
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The act of woofing down your Chinese take-out.
Chris: Got any plans for lunch?
Matt: I already made a Panda run. I'm chow meining at my desk today.
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The cheap restaurant food a woman who is accustomed to being wined and dined eats when her date is 15 to 20 years younger than her but insists on paying.
Maggies asked Scarlett, "Have you been to that fabulous new French restaurant on the Boulevard?" Scarlett sadly replied, "No, my 25 year old date insisted on paying so we went to the taco joint for couger chow."
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1)The space in between a female's legs where a male can find himself pretending he's at an all you can eat seafood extravaganza, hands tied and no utencils.
2)The genetalia of a particular breed of Asian dogs.
My head hurts so bad the only thing that would make me feel better is a face full of chow-box.
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A term coined at Ft. Lewis, WA. Used when referencing the lowest form of the female species, specifically fat, ugly, drunken women. Used in conjunction with the 1-10 scale of rating women.
7-10= IHOP
4-6= BK
1-3= HOT CHOW
Seeing in that no one likes hot chow, but one must succumb to its presence at least once in their life, it was deemed the lowest of the scale, and is the ultimate goal of any Ranger on a Saturday night.
"Dude, I'm totally going out for some hot chow tonight. I might even bring her back to the B's.
"That's fucking disgusting Renzulli, you're going to get the clap."
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