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chud muffin

Chud muffin
is a saying derived from the word chud,the Northern way of saying chode, this refers to a man that has a penis that is wider then it is long. The muffin is meant to be humorous.

Get of of my lawn yah stinking chud muffin.

by RoundElephant September 12, 2007


Chud

First off, all previous definitions of chud have been incorrect. Chud should be defined as follows:

1) Chud (ch-uh-d) N; The substance created when an uncircumcised man copulates with a menstruating woman who is suffering from a yeast infection, first anally, and then vaginally.

2) Chud (ch-uh-d) N; A combination of the following bodily fluids into one pasty substance: Excrement, menstrual blood, semen, shemegma (waxy foreskin buildup), and yeast infection discharge.

3) Chud (ch-uh-d) N; a delightful spread typically eaten in combination with crackers at wedding receptions.

1) "Hey Bob, Sarah and I made CHUD in the bedroom last night."

2)"I can't believe that much CHUD was produced from such a small amount of pumps."

3) "How do I get this CHUD stain out from my underwear?"

4) "Great reception Tom, Everyone really enjoyed eating the CHUD. Is that your wife's own recipe?"

by BJTGC January 26, 2009


chud bait

a person you know, dislike, and would not miss if you were to never see them again. As if a "CHUD" had eaten them.

I hate that guy! He's a fucking chud bait!

by Rockhammer October 28, 2008


Chud grenade

any asorted things that might attract lesbians such as tuna fish cans strip clubs or hot topic

toss the chud grenade so we can escape

by sage of duh November 16, 2007


chud nut

The balls of clingon poo you get on the man hair around the anus

"man these chud nuts are hurting my butt"

by ZaPpeh April 23, 2003


fuckin chud

inspired by this kid named chad, who is also known as chud. The "fucking" is just for emphasis. this expression could be used as and is very similar to "fuck an a" or "god damn it"

"DOOOD, the cafeteria is all outta tater tots!!!"
"FUCKIN CHUD, man, tater tots are my favorite!"

by yeah bra January 14, 2008


Chuds [chuddy]

Chewing Gum, bubble gum, and all related food substances.

Gimme sum Chuds will ya?

by Kandy May 20, 2005