chud muffin

Chud muffin
is a saying derived from the word chud,the Northern way of saying chode, this refers to a man that has a penis that is wider then it is long. The muffin is meant to be humorous.

Get of of my lawn yah stinking chud muffin.

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Chud

First off, all previous definitions of chud have been incorrect. Chud should be defined as follows:

1) Chud (ch-uh-d) N; The substance created when an uncircumcised man copulates with a menstruating woman who is suffering from a yeast infection, first anally, and then vaginally.

2) Chud (ch-uh-d) N; A combination of the following bodily fluids into one pasty substance: Excrement, menstrual blood, semen, shemegma (waxy foreskin buildup), and yeast infection discharge.

3) Chud (ch-uh-d) N; a delightful spread typically eaten in combination with crackers at wedding receptions.

1) "Hey Bob, Sarah and I made CHUD in the bedroom last night."

2)"I can't believe that much CHUD was produced from such a small amount of pumps."

3) "How do I get this CHUD stain out from my underwear?"

4) "Great reception Tom, Everyone really enjoyed eating the CHUD. Is that your wife's own recipe?"

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chud bait

a person you know, dislike, and would not miss if you were to never see them again. As if a "CHUD" had eaten them.

I hate that guy! He's a fucking chud bait!

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Chud grenade

any asorted things that might attract lesbians such as tuna fish cans strip clubs or hot topic

toss the chud grenade so we can escape

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chud nut

The balls of clingon poo you get on the man hair around the anus

"man these chud nuts are hurting my butt"

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fuckin chud

inspired by this kid named chad, who is also known as chud. The "fucking" is just for emphasis. this expression could be used as and is very similar to "fuck an a" or "god damn it"

"DOOOD, the cafeteria is all outta tater tots!!!"
"FUCKIN CHUD, man, tater tots are my favorite!"

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Chuds [chuddy]

Chewing Gum, bubble gum, and all related food substances.

Gimme sum Chuds will ya?

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