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Walking around like a chump while having access to an alternate (and faster) means of transport, be it bicycle, car, or horse.
"Why are you chump walking when you could be driving right now?"
"Why is Link chump walking when he could be riding around on Epona?"
"Look at that silly chump walker, I bet he forgot his bicycle again."
A bunnch of trumpsters blocking a motorway for some fucking reason.
Thousands of magamorons from New York to Texas and all the way to Colorado took part in chump pileups, shutting down roads and bridges.
A girl who uses astrology as an excuse to do whatever she wants
Person 1: I found out my girlfriend cheated on me
Person 2: what did she say when you told her you knew?
Person 1: she said it was because she was a Gemini and she couldn’t help it
Person 2: what a star chump
A band that used to be Punk rock, but sold out.
Fall out Boy is a chump rock band.
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An individual that attempts to commit suicide, as he realizes he/she is an idiot, but fails at his attempt, and ends up more self-conscious than ever.
Marvelously depicted by musician Frank Zappa in his You Are What You Is album.
-My friend was so depressed he decided to swallow a cyanide pill, but he mistook it for an aspirin.
-A suicide chump!
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