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When you have loose change in your pocket/wallet/purse which you want to get rid of.
I gave my Church Change to that pizza delivery guy cause I hate carrying it around
The WORST place to try and ease out a silient fart.It never works. The solid wood structure and conture of the pew acts like a piano sounding board,amplifying even the slightest whisper fart.
Always sit with a clenched butt on a church pew.
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Business chain started by George W. Church a former incubator salesman.
Church's Chicken offers quality fried chicken original and spicy as well as Honey-Butter Biscuits. Located on 2806 West Cermak Rd.
Person 1 "OHH THERES CHURCH'S CHICKEN!!!!"
Person 2 "CHUUUUUCHHHHHH!!!"
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Church geeks attend every Sunday spared extra time of reading & studies Bible. Majority are White people.
Church geeks talks about how they help others. 95% excellent smooth talks rarely help anyone but themselves, asking you to join his or her Sunday.
Church geeks Runs out as fast as possible once the service or worship time is over rare occasions people interact with each others.
Church geeks secrets all guy hangout knows as Circle Jerk Bible studies. A young men no women, very closed group no one really talks about the lameness.
Church geeks Pray lots and lots some geeks thinks God will answer all is prayer.
Dear God help me and bring me the power of wealth, Lord please bring me a Luxury house bring me a hot wife. I.............. Amen
Church geeks hate to admit wrongful item.
Mistake lord pray and ask you to forgive me for bringing a selfish white men. ......... Amen.
Church geeks pray pray pay to church.
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A current day "Outlaw" Country singer. He has had a few hits in his short career including "Love Your Love The Most" and "Hell On A Heart". He is known for singing about blue-collar workers and general redneck activities.
Eric church fucking rules! Guys Like Me is my favorite song of all time!!
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Parents who ruin your life on a weekly basis by signing you up for or taking you to crap you don't want. This includes them buying tickets to events you don't care about and they force you into them, ruining your life in every way possible when you can normally be enjoying your own leisure.
If you have a break from school (such as summer or winter), your parents are almost guaranteed to screw it up. This includes planning a vacation over your entire break, essentially making it wasted by the time your break is over.
Kyle: Dude, my spring break was wasted because my stupid church parents planned a vacation on it, taking me to stuff I had no interest in.
Chris: Aww, that sucks crap. Next break, do you want to spend it all with me and play Smash all the way?
Kyle: Why, yes.
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A player, typically a white guy, who participates in a recreational, often religious-affiliated basketball game with an unmatched level of intensity and hustle. Church Ball players are notorious for their aggressive and out-of-control play, making them a potential hazard for fellow players on the court. Often viewed as overzealous and lacking self-awareness, their unwavering commitment to the game is both impressive and terrifying.
Dude was playing church ball and tore his ACL.