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In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master Clit, to control all orgasms. And into this ring he poured his horniness, his lust and his need to locate the clitoris. One Clit to rule them all.
Very well. You shall be the Clitoris of the Ring.
The reason why your girl left you for a guitarist
She: I want this guy to rub my clitoris like he plays guitar. <3
A fictional body part made up by women when their mad at men to gain an edge in an argument; appears in many fictional series, like Harry potter and Lord of the rings (its not real).
Man: Make me a sandwich woman
Woman: Says the man who can't even find my clitoris
Man: *hits woman*
A fictional body part made up by women when their mad at men to gain an edge in an argument.
Man: Make me a sandwich woman
Woman: Says the man that cant find a clitoris
Man: *hits woman*
Does not exist.
Girl: Lick my clitoris
Other Person: You know that is a myth?
Something a man can never find
“Did Martin find your clitoris Jean?’
‘Nah just faked a squirt and peed’