Got a cob on

Sulking (Leicester/East Midlands)

He's got a cob on because he can't go to the game.

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Corn on the cob

To cut someone's botton penis off with braces giving them a huge circumscion.

Billy screamed in pain when Jill corn on the cobbed him.

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corn on the cob

1 corn kernals still attached to their ear of corn
2 racist name for a white person with cornrow-ed hair

1 - mmm this corn on the cob is really tasty
2 - hey look that cracker is a corn on the cob

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cob knobber

The act of a woman not being able to fit a large penis in her mouth at which point she only able to lick of munch on the side of the penis back and forth in a typewriter movement as if you are nibbling on a ear of corn. This is a true "cob knobber".

Words also used: cob knobbin', cob knob, cob knobbler

Woman to man: "Oh my God! That's so big I can't fit it in my mouth! I will have to cob knob it."

Man to woman: " I hope your a good cob knobber because I an very well endowed,"

swab the cob

Swab the cob is a procedure done to collect DNA evidence of a rape

The cops took her down to swab her cob and are waiting for the results
Swab the cob means to collect DNA

get cobbed

a synonym for the phrase get fucked often used by vegans and christian moms

Becky is so rude. That bitch can get cobbed.

Creamy Cob

A penis that is coated in cum

Betsy: Do you like the look of my tits?

Alex: You made me get a Creamy Cob