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When someone slips a drug (like bad X or weed or too much alcohol) to the girl you're trying to bed, rendering her incapable of sex that night.
Mitch chemically cockblocked me last night.
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When a jealous girl goes into a violent rant attempting to dissuade other females from flirting with, or even talking to a certain guy. This very contagious fever is usually started by clingy overweight insecure females who are friends of the guy, or of the girl.
"WOW! Carrie won't stop yelling at the girls i'm talking to. It looks like she's came down with a case of the cockblock fever"
"I tried talking to that cute girl over there before that large girl started yelling me and telling me to get off of her friend. That hippo has a case of the cockblock fever.
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one who incessantly prevents a male from getting any kind of action, while not actually engaging in any sexual acts her/himself, probably due to a severe lack of self esteem. or because he/she wants the cockblock-ee for her/himself but wont admit it. in general, a douchetastic, two faced blonde.
The Blonde One is a cockblocking prude.
the ONE fat chick that is ALWAYS freinds with the sexy people- while she never gets any action herself, she feels compelled to block as much cock as humanly possible because all the freinds turn to her for advice. for christ's sake. someone bang the fat girl. please.
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A word that describes a woman's panties when they are in the way of hot dirty sex.
Hey, why don't you take off those Cockblocker 3000's so we can get down to business.
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When a guy is getting a blowjob from a chick at a party and another chick pours beer over their heads to stop the activity.
Jill was totally going down on Drew until MaryAnn gave them a Cockblock Shower.
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1. when a member of the asian community prevents another person's advances upon another
2. the worst of all cockblocks
3. something a good wingman should prevent with ease
Damn Josh (JJ) is the worst wingman, he can't even stop an asian cockblock.
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When you are watching Russian porn and start to get off until you realize when the girl pulls down her pants that she is a African American male.
Yoo bro I was gettin off and then I got Transatlantic Cockblocked by some nigger.
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