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Constipating in a urinal in Atlanta, Georgia
I just suffered from Atlanta urinal constipation
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When you receive your cell phone texts long after they were sent to you.
I woke up this morning and and 50 new messages. Too bad they were all from last week. My cell phone had some serious text message constipation.
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Curly Haired Constipated Fuck is one of the tributes from The Hunger Games. He is played by Ethan Jamieson, and his "nickname" arose from the tumblr blog "badlydrawnhungergames" who fell in love with him and named him Curly Haired Constipated Fuck.
I love Curly Haired Constipated Fuck!
A goblin like creature that lives on mushrooms that has very bad constipation problems, that can oftenly be heard in a forest in Germany late at night and it sounds like kids laughing and while there's a monster screaming.
I couldn't sleep last night because the constipated german ass goblin was disturbing my sleep.
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Something that primary school kids say to insult each other, or give a really bad backhanded compliment. Together, the first letters of each word equal “COOL”.
Person 1: hey, you’re cool
Person 2: thanks!
Person 1: you’re a Constipated Overrated Old Lady!
Person 2: *leaves*
When you eat so much Culvers in a short amount of time, that even god cannot spread your legs to poo. Almost a state of constipation.
Why does joey look so bad?
Oh he has a Culvers induced constipation
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When your phone is turned off for a long period of time then turns on, it starts to receive its texts, calls, and voice mails.
"Dude, my cell phone had cell phone constipation relief this morning after it died yesterday night."
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