Coochie Critters

unwashed or a sexually transmitted infected vagina

Teri Snatcher's vagina is so dirty its filled with Coochie Critters!

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coochie boogers

A clearing slime substance that comes out of a thot while your fucking you may think she’s wet but she’s blowing her nose on your dick

Boy:damn your wet af

Thot:Yea I know

Guardian angel:Stop right now this bitch has coochie boogers

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sloppy coochie

A cooch that is so slip you almost lose control. The pleasure is non-existant all you know is its too sloppy to feel anything.

I was planning on banging Billy's mom then I heard she had a really sloppy coochie.

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coochie crumbs

Pieces of tissue found in a womens vigiana while trying to give oral sex to her.

"Damn what the fuck is this in my mouth...damn not another coochie crumb"

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Coochie Man

A man superior to all men, he is a god, who can steal all them girls' hearts and can get coochie real easy

Oh my god Joe Biden, it's COOCHIE MAN, - Donald Trump
OMG, IT IS COOCHIE MAN OUR SAVIOR, - Joe Biden

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Coochie dad

A man who gives you the most satisfaction sexually.

“That’s my coochie dad”

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coochie goblin

a man of some sort that is a fucking beast and that has the ability to get between the legs of any woman he wants

Damn Nate, I didn't know you got so much pussy, I guess we should start calling you the coochie goblin

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