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When one sits at the end of couch so you can't lay down and fully extend your legs, just as your about to extend your legs and lie down. (Inspired by "cock block")
I was just about to lay down on the couch and my wife totally couch blocked me!!!
A term for when you get black out drunk at a party then sit on a couch and get fully naked, hoping a girl comes by and starts strokin yo shit.
Cameron: Max you get no bitches! Are you gonna try the couch strat tonight?
Max: Hell yes! I'm bouta get sexually assaulted and like it!
Someone who accepts living on a couch
Bella: Jack is a couch munch!
Jack: I love couches!
A celebrity committing career suicide on live television. Also see jump the shark.
Tom Cruise jumping the couch on Oprah.
When someone gives your friend a hand job on your couch next to you and your girl.
"Damn bro I was with grace last night and Ayana fucking gave dalton a hand job on my couch!"
"Damn bro, that's Wyatt's couch now."
Ugly skinny wannabe Adam Lanza who got pwned by a couch.
"Fuck you couch cuck"
Noun.1.1. A reference to the infamous Miss Power’s unfinished quote, “…big phat juicy horse co-”, which she stated after the stated rhetorical question, “you know what else is comfy?” She later clarified: “sorry it cut me off. I meant couch.”
Noun.2.1. A type of comfortable sofa-bed that features a saddle-like seat design to better support the spine treatment of people with scoliosis. Medically recommended by most doctors.
Noun.2.2. Relating to Noun.2.1., besides medically beneficial to scoliosis, it is rumored — commonly around southwestern Rocky Mountain region of the United States of America, specifically Utah — that this horse couch also promotes height growth up to 6 inches. However, this theory was not supported by any medical researchers.
Doctor Smith recommended the horse couch to better straighten my spine, I hope it works!