How much nut could a nutter butter nut if a nutter butter could but nut?

General phrase to grab attention

Hey! How much nut could a nutter butter nut if a nutter butter could but nut?

Shut up Richard.

could you fucking not please/CYFNP

A more rude and aggressive way of nicely asking someone to stop doing something.

*James pokes Becky*
Becky: could you fucking not please/CYFNP! its annoying!

I could care less

An ironic, sarcastic, irreverent take on the original hyperbole, "I couldn't care less." Contrary to some opinions, there is nothing incorrect about this version. It's just a sarcastic reference to the original that, over time, became so commonplace that people forgot it was sarcastic.

I feel like I should say something supportive. The most I can muster is that I guess I could care less.

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This could be a big brain play by Toast

A phrase said most often by Corpse Husband while playing Among Us, as a strategy to get Disguised Toast voted off if he's still alive by late game. No one wants to get caught up in his genius, and imposters especially fear being found out by him.

Toast: "OK... I know who the imposters are."
Other streamer: "Alright, Toast. Who do we vote?"

Corpse: "Wait... This could be a big brain play by Toast."

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The little lolly pops who could

a fiction story created by michelle in school suspention at Carmel High school (where the hell is dat?)

"The little lolly pops who could"
One lolly said to the other
Mean lolly: You can't do anything. Your a useless lolly.

Nice lolly: why r u so mean to me.

Mean lolly: Because, i feel like it.

Nice Lolly: r u being mean because u have no friends.

Mean lolly: yes, i wanna be ur friend.

Nice lolly: Sure, i'll be ur best friend.

Mean lolly turns nice: i love you

Nice lolly: i love you too.

Both lolly live in lolly harmony. Forever.....lmfao :

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i could commit crimes with those eyes

you watched the new cody ko video "mom roasts her son's flirting" and are just as confused as sir ko here.

'hey baby your so fine i could commit crimes with those eyes'.... "what does that even mean fuckface, leave me alone"

Glad i could do my part

I think you may have done too much.

"Chopper, talk to disfigured World War 2 veterans
who aren't as bitter as they should be."
"Glad i could do my part."

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