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A vampire that likes to party! Count Yorga is a great time. She is also a distant cousin of Sandra Bullock.
Look at count yorga hammering back jello shots and welches fruit snacks!
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I mean he's definitely an asshole. But, he's still pretty attractive. And fine don't get me wrong. #dilf
Count Olaf is the hottest actor alive. Oh wait, nevermind.
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The thing that gets evey party, social gathering off to the right start; a toast where someone puts a fist in the air and counts off for 5 seconds while everyone chugs their beer. Usually repeated many times through the night
"Let's do a 5 count!!!"
"Oh man, that 5 count just killed me!"
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You're still counting all of the assholes in the room. Thank you, Volbeat, for giving us this fabulous expression.
I'm still counting, dweebs.
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The number of casual sex partners you have had. I.e Having sex and not being in a relationship
Delilah - "What's your body count?"
Janice - "2."
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When a person is sleeping, they are dreaming of counting sheep.
person 1: Hey man 5 minutes into class you we out counting sheep.
person 2 : Yea man I was up late studying for my physics final.
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When a female is being visited by her "aunt flow" (period) and you decide to go down on her like a fucking vampire.
My bitchy girlfriend was on her period, so to shut her bitch-ass up I made her cum with the Count Dracula
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