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A God of limitless power; a noble born to rule the cosmos; a realy awsome dude who is at least 23-times better than anyone you know. Commonly identified by his mighty Chop Sticks, and charming social skills with the ladies. (eg: "Get naked.")
He is an absolute "Count Michael" with the ladies.
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Number of rapes made by 1 Pedophile or Rapist, totaling all of them, not just the one's you got in trouble for.
"I raped someone before, does that mean I am a rapist"?
"That depends, Whats your Rape-Count?"
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A vampire that likes to party! Count Yorga is a great time. She is also a distant cousin of Sandra Bullock.
Look at count yorga hammering back jello shots and welches fruit snacks!
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You're still counting all of the assholes in the room. Thank you, Volbeat, for giving us this fabulous expression.
I'm still counting, dweebs.
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The number of casual sex partners you have had. I.e Having sex and not being in a relationship
Delilah - "What's your body count?"
Janice - "2."
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When a person is sleeping, they are dreaming of counting sheep.
person 1: Hey man 5 minutes into class you we out counting sheep.
person 2 : Yea man I was up late studying for my physics final.
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When a female is being visited by her "aunt flow" (period) and you decide to go down on her like a fucking vampire.
My bitchy girlfriend was on her period, so to shut her bitch-ass up I made her cum with the Count Dracula
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