Self courtesy

A courtesy flush done for the sole purpose of saving one's self from the smell of their own defecation, usually done in a private restroom when you are alone in the dwelling or in a shared/public restroom during a time in which multiple occupancy of the room would be highly unlikely.

That marinade on that steak really affected me, the stank was so bad that each time I crapped I had to do an immediate self courtesy to prevent myself from either passing out or puking.

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Courtesy Flush

When someone has dropped a nasty shit in a public bathroom that subsequently begins to stink in the next stall. The dropper of the nasty shit must flush his/her toilette to rid the bathroom of the shit smell that is being realeased from the fresh shit pile.

Hey u next to me, you're shit smell is making me light headed, can you give a nigga a courtesy flush.

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courtesy stitches

This is a procedure that is done at the woman's or man's request after the woman has given birth. Giving birth literally tears the vagina to shreds. The courtesy stitch is a courtesy FOR THE GUY so that he can enjoy having sex with a woman whose vagina is not 8 inches in diameter.

Bob agreed to have children only is Margaret agreed to have courtesy stitches after birth.

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Courtesy flushing

When some one at ones friends house flushes the toilet for every individual piece of crap to avoid clogging

Boy 1: I gotta go shit

Boy 2: make sure you use courtesy flushing!

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Courtesy tug

To masturbate before sex, so as to maintain sexual stamina during sex.

Peter: I don't think Mary will give it up anymore. Every time we have sex I always blow my load right away.

Paul: You really need to start giving yourself a courtesy tug.

Peter: What's that all about?

Paul: It's when you rub one out right before having sex, so as to maintain stamina during sex. You'd really be doing Mary and yourself a favor.

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courtesy cousin

someone who is close like family, but not related

she's my courtesy cousin; she's like family, i love to hate her sometimes, but can't get rid of her...she's my courtesy cousin

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courtesy flush

To flush more than once during a sitting to eliminate the chance of a clogged toilet.

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