Air Cover

The noise a hand dyer makes to disguise the fact that you're having a huge dump

Man! I was sat there for ages waiting for some air cover!

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karaoke cover

A lame and seemingly pointless cover-version of a song that contributes nothing to the original, nor lends anything artistically unique on the part of the covering musician, but sounds like someone merely performing a karaoke rendition of the original work.

Not to be confused with really funny-bad crimes against art, such as William Shatner's cover of the Beatles' "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds."

"Have you heard Blake Shelton's version of Michael Buble's 'Home'? What a karaoke cover!"

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covered wagon

when youre giving someone a huge wedgie you pull their underwear over their head so they can't move. If you cant pull it all the way to the person's head you could just do it over their toes. It's funny to watch people try to get out of this. Especially annoying little brothers.

I was givin my little brother a huge wedgie and i was tired so i decided to give him a covered wagon and watch him squirm

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Dome Cover

Condom

A Device used to prevent babies

NAY STD's

Use a dome cover if you dont want to knock up a ho

Bob's dome cover broke while jab'ing it (gloria)

I dumped my used dome cover onto her face. HUAAAT

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slip cover

when one cannot find a condom you go into the kitchen retrive saran wrap. cover ones cock with said wrap lube up and proceed to get laid.

joe-"hey man i just got laid by becky last night!"
troy-"oh snap i heard its good but shes got somethin man..."
joe-"its all good bro i grabbed some saran wrap and made a slip cover"

crowd cover

1.a loose mass of people moving in one general direction, which one can use to move from one area to another safely, so as not to become an easy target by traveling alone.

I really wanted a McFlurry, but it was late and the sidewalk was empty. I didn't feel safe going without some crowd cover to make me blend in.

Seat Cover.

An alternative way to refer to a man’s beard in a sexual manner. No beard shaming just appreciating a well kept face that doubles as a perfect place to sit.

Talalima: *swipes right* omg you have the perfect Seat Cover.
Hims: thanks, but my - what am I missing… I don’t understand.

Talalima: Ooh your beard is what I’m referring to…