cow

For those who are too cool to say the word "concert" but feel too uncool to say the word "show" thus, the word "cow" is created. It can also be used if one doesn't know whether to consider the cow a concert or a show: concerts are usually big, shows are usually local bands.

Joe Breston totally tore up that amazing cow last night in the mosh pit.

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Cow

A cow is a carnivorous animals and are hostile. They will kill you and attack you. When it's heart stops the 3 stomachs pump acid in to the heart making it explode and create a 10 foot crater in the ground. Everyone within 20 feet will die.

Your walking through the dark woods and then you get hit. You look behind you and see a Cow. You stab the cow and start skinning it because you haven't eaten in days. Then you hear a hiss.

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Milking the cow

When you get a crappy job with tiny pay so you do less work for the same pay as the other guy. Anything from playing Nitrome on an office computer when no one's looking to taking 10 minute vape breaks to watching funny videos. When the pay is increased, you do more work so you no longer milk the cow.

I'm getting payed 30 dollars for helping to fix a basement for 3 hours, might as well be milking the cow. Vape break!

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Cow Cum

Often known as Milk, Cow Cum is used as a Substitute for boob cum.
Used mostly for breakfast and child growth.

mike: cow cum makes bones strong
bob: ok

The Cow Cult

The Cow Cult (or TCC, not to be confused with True Crime Community) is the name of the collective fandom of popular Stan Twitter YouTuber, Mother Oxen. His channel is one of the fastest-growing channels in the history of YouTube, gaining over 0.00327 million subscribers in a little over a year. The Cow Cult is served more than 3,000 active and retired personnel from all branches of Stan Twitter. The community is named after Mother Oxen, a Barb who established the TCC community after interest from several "Perhaps" memes circling YouTube and Stan Twitter.

"I heard he's part of The Cow Cult."
"Emmet Cottonaid?? Haha, no, I heard he worships alternative Cattleism like Skinny Cow or The Laughing Cow."
"Emmet Cottonaid?? Chile, I'm pretty sure he's into Chickenism and Mother Hen."

Sparkle Cow

An organized cult-like group of middle-aged and elderly shut-ins, (mostly females) that can suffer from coprophagia, mental afflictions and morbid obesity, all with a shared worship of reality show loser Adam Lambert.

Known to attack at any perceived slight of the object of their devotion. Vicious in large packs.

This crazy Sparkle Cow is freaking out because I said "Adam who"?

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cash cow

something whose sole purpose is to bring in money, and usually loads of it.

the speed traps set up by the cops are just another cash cow to fill city hall's coffers.

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