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crash sprawldisplat

Noun: 1. A vertically challenged roller derby skater, closely related to the Milkstud Piglet, who tends to spend most of her time flailing through the air or face planting on the track. Is well known for driving a large truck full of roller derby girls while shaving large chunks of time off the GPS's ETA by driving entirely too fast. A large fan of warp speed, helping others, and trying to stay on her feet.
2. Any form of catastrophic roller derby wipe out involving a substantial airborne period followed by a mangled landing generally involving both the falling skater and as many other skaters on the track as possible.

1. Crash Sprawldisplat will be driving to the bout, be sure to sit in the back, buckle up and just don't look. You will definitely be the first ones there. PS they are only honking because they love roller girls.

2. Wow, I just pulled a Crash Sprawldisplat and took out three skaters from the other team, one of our fans, and three EMT's. Luckily, all I got was bad bruise.

by Crash Sprawldisplat December 29, 2011


Bar Crash

The feeling you get the morning after you and you're friends go to a bar and wake up the next morning sore. Like you have been in a car crash.

You: Dang what did we do last night my back and my arm hurts.

Friend: I don't know what we did but it must have ended in a bar crash cause my neck and my head hurts.

by Deezo88 April 20, 2010


Fleet crash

when you have been totally stupid and left your fleet on your moon/planet. This is what you call "being owned"

An ogame term, but can be used in the the street if your just stupid enough to say the following.

"oh man you just got fleet crashed..", "i know.....*sigh* it was so flappy"

"dude, your fleets been owned !", "ah....yea....GOD DAM IT"

THIS quot was used by Dragon of uni21...when he was bored and couldnt think of anything else....

by Dragonu21 October 6, 2008


Hit the crash

To reach a point in emotion or feeling that is of significance, usually referring to tiredness or emotional release.

Man I was on go mode for 3 days straight and came home and hit the crash hard.

by Rlesser22 December 24, 2019


Server Crash

What happens when too many people try to access a website (particularly the Australian ticketing website, Moshtix), forcing the system to 'crash'.

girl: hey! did you get Splendour in the Grass tickets?

boy: Nooo! i got booted off Moshtix a thousand time's 'cause the server kept crashing! I hope it rains all weekend! (system caused a Server Crash)

by wasteofmyday May 6, 2010

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Fishbowl Crashing

The act of reaching in a fishbowl (i.e. @ a subshop or takeout) for a business card and assuming that identity for the night @ the bar.

Last night I was Fishbowl Crashing and convinced this chick I was a guy named Chelsea that owned a hair salon.

by J-Dub the paystub June 29, 2010


crashed the fence

This is the opposite of jump the shark. When a good show becomes a great show, it has crashed the fence. This phrase comes from season one of the FX show "The Shield" in which series star Michael Chiklis' character Vic Mackey crashes through a fence rather than climbing over it while chasing a criminal.

"Did you see Avatar last night? It crashed the fence when Ang learned how to water bend."

by Brad Ellis January 4, 2006

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