Cricket eater

Someone who enjoys the simple life

Some people are just fine being cricket eaters their whole lives

ghetto cricket

The intermittent chirp of a smoke detector that needs a battery

Y'all need a nine volt to turn off your ghetto cricket

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Cricket Fan

“A Cricket Fan”
uh—krik-it---fan

-Noun
1. A silly or stupid person; a person who lacks judgment or sense.
2. A weak-minded or idiotic person;

“What’s 9 plus 10?
21?
You must be a Cricket Fan!”

-Verb (used with object)

3. To trick, deceive, or impose on: “They tried to Cricket Fan him.”

-Synonyms
1. Simpleton, dolt, dunce, blockhead, numskull, ignoramus, dunderhead, ninny, nincompoop. Booby, saphead, sap. 2. Zany, clown. 3. Moron, imbecile, idiot. 4. Delude, hoodwink, cheat, gull, hoax, cozen, dupe, gudgeon.

-Antonyms
1. Genius.

“What’s 9 plus 10?
21?
You must be a Cricket Fan!”

....
“They tried to Cricket Fan him.”

Shitting Crickets

freaking out

Then my transvestite of an English professor bent down to pick up my pencil, and her wig fell onto my desk. We were both shitting crickets.

Damn, that test was so hard I was shitting crickets.

scoot cricket

people who usually have the name nora who scootch along benches making cricket noises.

Man, look at that slampig, she's bein' such a scoot cricket .

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urban crickets

In cities, the sound of car alarms going off in the distance. The urban equivalent of hearing crickets chirping in the country.

It was a surprisingly quiet night in the city, and as I walked home to the sounds of urban crickets, I contemplated my next move.

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cricket wireless

its a cellphone company that has good ups and downs, mostly for the young, lowbudget, care free crowd.

pro's
1.no contract needed
2.nearly anyone including illegal immigrants can get service through them
3.flat fee of 44.99 + taxes: covers unlimited minutes even long distance within youre local region, voicemail, unlimited text messaging, call waiting and 3 way calling

cons
1.has crappy signal within the satelites
2.cant be used out of youre city limits
3.having to pay full price for youre phone

lower class dude: hey whats going on man i got me cricket wireless, so no need for my homephone now, with the unlimited minutes and textmessaging
middle class dude:but you live out in the boonedocks, so how you gonna get a hold of me?
poor dude:fuck off, go to hell t-mobile user

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