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A Term Used By Guys To Describe What They Would Do Sexually To A Hot Bitch
Dude 1: Man Look At That Fine Ass Hoe
Dude 2: I Would Totally Cripple That Bitch
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a person you love dearly who has somehow crippled him/herself. (I.e broke there leg)
(on the phone)Sally:Bobby you have to come get me i broke my leg snowboarding, im at the hospital
Bobby: k ill b right there
~bobby to sally: Hey, hows my cripple cake !?
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Whilst going down on a girl, usually a one night stand, not a girlfriend, you proceed to bite down on the inside of her vagina, and never let go. It is customary to thrash your head back and forth as you do this, as a shark would do with it's prey.
Girl 1: Oh, shit! Why's your vag bleeding so bad sweetie?
Girl 2: This fucker gave me a crippling shark last night.
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A white boy in the suburbs who talks like he's from "da hood" and acts like he's a gangster. They usually look like complete idiots and sound stupid as well.
"Did you see Noah? He's such a cripple cracker! He keeps talking about how he's from the hood and he acts like a gangster!"
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cripple whipper is when you find a crippled person a then grab him/her and start hitting people with them to make the people you are hitting also crippled!
Joe pasquarlie didn't like elton john so nipple hair started to cripple whipper peter pan with a cripple the ghandi was not happy so calvin cline kicked him down the stairs.
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A Cripple Krab is a dumb ass lady with a sexual disorder of "Damn your to fat to walk" , They can also be harvested for the oils that they secrete when queefing out of there second ass hole witch is located on the top of there head. Dont forget when skining these animals, be careful for the midget living in the animals kangaroo sack. They are very dangerous to the enviorment due to the tank of shit juice starpped to there back, if ruptered please for the love of Chuck Norris, do not consume the juice, it can cause atomic diarreaha and nuculer aids and ultra hrpyes. Happy Krabs!
Bystander 1: Oh my god its a Cripple Krabs! run!
Bystander 2: Run!
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