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Communion is the rite that Christians perform in fulfilment of Jesus' instruction, recorded in the New Testament to do in memory of him what he did at his Last Supper. Jesus gave his disciples bread, saying "This is my body," and wine, saying "This is my blood." Christians generally recognize a special presence of Christ in this rite, though they differ about exactly how, where, and when Christ is present. The word "Eucharist" is also applied to the bread and wine consecrated in the course of the rite. The "Bread" is usually a thin small wafer that is unremarkable in taste and appearance. So to remedy this I came up with a tasty solution that will bring Jesus to the breakfast table.
Christ Crispies-
A bowl of communion wafers and milk. A balanced diet of nutrition and dogma! Provides 100% RDA of Vitamin JC. Kid tested Pope approved.
So I was stuck in church the other day and all they had to eat was Christ Crispies....
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v. to ejaculate onto a females face and to let the semen dry, as to resemble the glaze of a crispy creme donut
She wanted me to give her the ole crispy creme cuz it revitalizes and lifts the face.
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While having sex on a beach, to rub one's penis in the sand prior to vaginal penetration.
As if you gave her a Crispy Crunch that night on Long Beach.
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1) n. a religious automaton
2) n. a dogma spewing host of one of any potent viral meme complexes, for example, organized religion, political affiliation, or scientific paradigm.
John Ashcroft was annoitied with Crisco oil after he was appointed Attorney General. Dear God, now we have a Jesus crispy setting public policy. "Let the Eagle Soar" and the end come soon.
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Very dark-skinned black person, i.e. obsidian.
Look at those crispy niggers playing basketball in the street. Can you believe this shit?
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N.Used to describe a person who refuses to be bogged down by the mundane normalcy of life and lives on the cutting edge.
"Hey, I'm just keepin it crispy". Opposed to lame parties where people sit and eat burgers, Alex lived by the philosophy of keepin it crispy, his parties were off the hook. Pushing computers and portable media devices technologically, both Apple and Microsoft are keepin it crispy.
One who is keepin it crispy can also be described as; A leader, A friend who pulls those who are close to them out of ruts and makes them live life, A user of new and upcoming technology, A person with interest in new media including movies, tv and music, A person who stands out from the crowd by their own actions, One who is the party starter
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like when you are sweating so much undreneath your armpits.
OMG krissy im super crispy because i was just running
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