Pussy Crook

A nymphomaniac

Dick don't fail me now
I knock the coochie lining out
If I hit it one time ya hooked
They call me the pussy crook

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V-crook

when you f**k another man's bitch (vagina crook)

what up V-crook you dirty bastard, ain't that your homeboys girl i seen you with?

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crooked burglar

under the leg, reverse grip masterbation manuver.

I walked in on my roomate and he was doing the "CROOKED BURGLAR"

shadow crook

A penis darker than the shade of your skin tone. They tend to be bent or crooked.

Thanks to my shadow crook, I have to pee side ways.

boiled crooked

getting drunk,under the influence of any substance

hey dusty lets get boiled crooked

Crook Guts

When you’ve been eating filth and have inconsistent and violent bowel movements accompanied by room clearing amounts of gas.

Fucking Linc forced me to have a HSP on Wednesday and now I have crook guts

brandon crook

A brandon crook is when you're doing your girl from behind and fall asleep on top and inside of her

Susan: Jim got so drunk last night, we got back home and he pulled a brandon crook!