Dick don't fail me now
I knock the coochie lining out
If I hit it one time ya hooked
They call me the pussy crook
when you f**k another man's bitch (vagina crook)
what up V-crook you dirty bastard, ain't that your homeboys girl i seen you with?
Pulling a Howard and getting it done.
"By hook or by crook" we're going to make it to Orlando by midnight !
A penis darker than the shade of your skin tone. They tend to be bent or crooked.
Thanks to my shadow crook, I have to pee side ways.
under the leg, reverse grip masterbation manuver.
I walked in on my roomate and he was doing the "CROOKED BURGLAR"
getting drunk,under the influence of any substance
hey dusty lets get boiled crooked
A brandon crook is when you're doing your girl from behind and fall asleep on top and inside of her
Susan: Jim got so drunk last night, we got back home and he pulled a brandon crook!