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a pretty town on the coast of california. Beautiful to look at and visit once and awhile, but growing up in this piece of shit town sucks. Many of the locals (mostly white and gay) think theyre hard by joing fag gangs. Like east side and west side. The two sides have drama towards eachother for no apparent reason, most guy locals here think theyre bad ass and are full of shit. please go to oakland or somewhere in the bay area so you can get your ass beat. lots of the girls here are dumb sluts that usually prance around in shorts and nasty ass tube tops at parties. someone needs to beat there asses, and thats basically it.
Santa Cruz Fag in East Oakland: ESSC all day bitch, we hard!! well take east oakland any day!
Group of oakland gangters tackle the santa cruz fag and finally whoop his stupid white ass.
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A bike brand.
Normally ridden by mega faggots
My boy Jim was riding a Santa Cruz whilst watching gay porn
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A sexual position where you ask your partner for consent, and they respond telling you how the Republican Party is being oppressed. You ask again, and they pull down their pants, take a shit on your face. Your partner, if male, proceeds to cut off part of their penis if it isn't already a micropenis, and rape you with their limp, bloody dick. When they ejaculate, they make sure to tell you "you can't abort that precious life it has rights" steals your money, jumps out the window and cuts NASA's budget by half while giving the big banks your money. Never should have had sex with a penguin man.
Wow, I can't believe what's happening to NASA's budget. It looks like they got the Ted Cruz treatment.
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"I don't like her" "who syriana cruz? she's just like every other thot at this school, nothing special."
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The HOTTEST woman who has ever walked the earth. She is from Spain with dark hair, dark eyes, and light olive skin. She is truly the epitome of Mediterranean beauty.
God, what I would give to have just one hour with Penelope Cruz in my bedroom.
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The sexiest guy that ever attends pornhub
Cruz Tena is so sexy his pangas is so large
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A filipino girl that likes to rub her elbow while screaming GALANG GALANG GALANG then puts balot on her face while wearing a muliticolored sling shot filled with a large hairy nut sack.
I started dating this girl and i found out she was a dirty cruz.
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