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A damn good way to get around town
I took my menstrual cycle to work today
The most retarded shit you'll ever see in your life. Naturally it's a spawn of keegan's broken ass brain.
1. "But this is true"
2. Makes an argument.
3. Is proven wrong.
4. Says "no"
5. Repeat
Don't let keegan's half-assed attempts at renaming this "the chris cycle" fool you, only he could make an argument this retarded.
"Ok but what you just said is in direct contradiction to what Chet said"
"No"
"Classic example of the keegan cycle"
Having sexual intercourse with individuals born in four different decades. Hitting the cycles in order (for example 60’s, 70’s, 80’s, 90’s) is known as a Straight Cycle.
Holy cow! Brian just finished Hitting the Cycle after banging that millennial chick!
The act of paying for the services of a high-priced escort in furtherance of establishing a chauvinist, gigachad caliber social media presence to get money from ad revenue so that you may continue to pay for your high-priced escort. Ergo, the cycle continues ad infinitum (until your subscribers get wise to your scheme, which doesn't happen).
Jackson Hinkle pioneered The Hinkle Cycle as a surefire way to get laid and get clicks on Twitter after sustaining a hand injury from constantly punching the clown.
The cycle philosophy is in simple terms a cycle, a cycle of what you ask? Well let me explain the cycle is how the world works everyone and everything follows the cycle and if the cycle stopped it would cause the extinction of all life it's self you as a person are in the cycle as we speak. The cycle originated from a 13 year-old boy his name was Youssef and in a small town in suburban new Jersey thare was the little boy having a mental break down in the school stairwell because of a bully. that kid on that day invented this philosophy he told it to everyone his teachers his parents even his freinds but no one would listen.
The cycle philosophy was invented in the year 2020
a person who performs oral sex to a female while during that time of the month.
“I’m a cycle snacker baby, periods don’t stop shit but a sentence around here”
the home made motorized bicycles favored by crackheads and junkies, usually rigged with a chainsaw motor.
"Man, did you see that black guy on the crack cycle? He probably just bought a rock."