splash damage

An accidental strike of sperm

I was in a three way and I accidentially did some splash damage to the other guy

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damaged chick

A chick (girl,woman) who's had suffered a psychological and/or physical trauma that prevents them from having healthy relationships.

dude - have you heard about john?
dude 2 - yeah he's going out with some damaged chick.

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emotional damage

EMOTIANAL DAMAGE

i have some emotional damage watching ronaldo play

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damaged walrus

1. A walrus, usually in an aquarium or zoo setting, that is obviously the mother of the other walruses, and therefore has a damaged and flappy vagina.

2. A poor creature who will impress and stupefy teenagers for hours at a time; the object of conversations with complete strangers or new acquaintances on crowded streets.

Tarah mistook the damaged walrus' vagina for a penis, and was awestruck for 17 minutes straight.

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Damaged goods

Someone who has self harm scars and is afraid of getting into any relationship. However this someone only thinks of themselves as damaged goods. But they really aren’t.

Emily: I’m just damaged goods...

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beefy damage

to have a problem with someone, something, or some place, or a combination of the three.

Lebron James says, "I hate little old ladies"

Lebron then asks himself, "What's Lebron's beefy damage with little old ladies?"

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nerve damage

A term used to describe a basketball dunk where the player throws the ball off the backboard, jumps up and grabs the ball and dunks it while completing a 180-degree turn in the air.

I'd have to say the best dunk was the nerve damage, when he did a 180 and dunked it after he threw the ball off the backboard.

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