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When you take a huge shit that brakes the wc seat
O,shit!!I just took a Flavius Damian Ciprian
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The sexiest person alive. Handsome, nice and hot as fuck. He is the straightest person alive, and he is mentally unstable, which makes him mentally retarded. He hasn't gone out with friends in months, and has never been in a relationship, and never will be. He protects his virginity like he protects his phone.
Oh look, there's Maksymilian Damian Dunajski, lets make fun of him.
Damian Lamonte Ollie Lillard Sr. (born July 15, 1990) is an American professional basketball player for the Los Angeles Lakers of the National Basketball Association (NBA). He played college basketball for the Weber State Wildcats and earned third-team All-American honors in 2012. After being selected by Portland with the sixth overall pick in the 2012 NBA draft, Lillard was unanimously voted the NBA Rookie of the Year. He has received four NBA All-Star selections.1
Damian Lillard Went Too The Lakers !.
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St. Damian School is a Catholic school on the south side of Chicago that most people don't want to go to and hate. However, it always has the best basketball and volleyball teams in the state of Illinois, and always destroys its opponents.
"Oh, you go to St. Damian School? I'm sorry man."
"Hey, at least we're good at sports."
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Most likely the most incredible Jamaican man alive. He has dreads to die for (down to his feet, so they are about five feet nine inches long) and eyes that bore into your soul. Has the sexiest lips YOU'VE ever seen, and his accent is...(sigh). His music is captivating and beautiful. Damian has been gorgeous all his life, but never brags about it. As he gets older, he gets more and more handsome. He has the illest lyrics that have ever existed in the history of reggae music, maybe even all music. He sings about problems in Jamaica and the world in a way that makes you think. He is so amazing and delicious.
"Love and Inity is what we need upon the street, got to get a place fi ghetto youths to rest them feet..." -Damian Jr. Gong Marley
"Me name Jr. Gong, me tellin' you, di youngest veteran, me tellin' you...When di bass is heavy, we light upon di riddim..." -Damian Jr. Gong Marley
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A phrase usually uttered at innocent pedestrians. The joke stems from pretending you are looking for the lost snowboarder Damian, which is why you will hear this phrase commonly on ski slopes.
The story originates from the stories of snowboarder Damian Leonard, who stated that he often was left by his ski mates due to his low skill level. His friends would then yell Damian at passing skiers/snowboarders as if his friends thought the passing people were him.
The "uh uh uh" section was added to imitate being close to either death or sexual climax while looking for Damian.
Person: "Uh, Uh, UH DAMIAN!"
Skier: "Bruh"
When accidentally starting a huge wildfire whilst on a cross-country roadtrip and fleeing the scene. Then years later one of the "arsonists" blabs about it, self snitching during a vlog.
Then, after investigations it turns out that this same crew have been involved/implicated in numerous fires.
Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson
"Yoo, did you here about the shop Fire last night?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson
"Yoo, did you hear about the wildfire at The Thing, in Arizona?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson
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