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Bass Deaf is when you crank up the bass on your music WAY too hard for a prolonged time and go temporarily deaf.
Anon got some new bass boosted headphones and cranked the bass too high, Now he's gone bass deaf.
Verb; When a deaf man is doing sign language but you think he's making gang signs at you.
I said, "Arrest that man officer, he's making DEAF THREATS at me".
Someone who suffers from deafness has limited, or suffered complete loss of hearing.
-Oy, this Johnny is pissin' me off. I called him a dickhead earlier but he didnt even look at me.
-Yeah, he suffer from deafness.
American college football term for a small, barely heard of college who is matched up against one of the top teams in FBS and has an exactly 0% chance of beating them.
Also can be used as a derogative term for any random college nobody knows.
Shortened form of the college is “SEASTCB&D” (Pronounced: “CEASED-kuh-band”) if you’re too lazy to say 17 syllables.
Mike: “We’ll need Alabama to lose a game soon if we’re gonna have any shot at winning the division. Who are they playing against this weekend?”
Jeff: *google search* … “Something called Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf”.
Mike: “What’s the point spread? 222.5?”
Jeff: “Maybe if Bama puts in the waterboys, but I guess I’ll be rooting for the… *checks phone*… Abominable Snowmen… out of mere desperation.”
Mike: “Looks like we’re on the SEASTCB&D-wagon this Saturday at noon!”
Jeff: “This will totally be worth three hours of my weekend!”
Pone deaf (medical definition): The final stage of a debilitating ear infection thought to be caused by excessive hair gel use and inappropriate humor. Symptoms include the purchase of superfelous designer clothing, uncontrolled fast food b...inging and terret like use of the words "dude" and "awesome"
The disease strikes young men in their 20's and characteristically goes unnoticed by these men. The infection is slow progressing but all known cases eventually lead to total Pone deafness.
Used in a sentence: The Annual telethon to raise awareness of the pone deaf could not cure lil' Jean Pierre of his inability to realize the joke was in fact on him.
When a person is fucking stupid, retarded and also fucking deaf that the only way you can describe their pathetic existence is as a stupid deaf fuck
Person A: Hey, have you seen our new classmate Dylan? I heard that he’s deaf
Person B: Yeah, he’s a stupid deaf fuck. That motherfucker can’t even get a 30 on his test
A person who’s so fucking deaf and stupid that he might as well not exist.
Person A: “Yo dude have you seen Dylan, he scored 30/100 for his math test”
Person B: “He’s just a stupid deaf fuck with moody ass teeth. Bet he couldn’t even hear his teacher teach him”