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Death

Better than school..

I'd rather think about death than school!

by JaiBrooksIsSmexi July 6, 2018


Death

English class . Just plain English class

Death happens in English class

by Razors1st October 17, 2017


Death

Something Karens all deserve

Death : Alrighty, it’s time for you to go.
Karen : I’m not leaving so early! Let me speak to your manager! 😡

by MyChildhoodHasBeenRuined February 22, 2022


Death

Death is a one time usable “get out of work or school or jail” card, it has an expiration date that will instantly use itself at a certain age, if you get hit by a bus or get stabbed or any of that bullshit then the card might accidentally play itself. Also emo people use it a whole lot.

Friend 1: hey do you wanna go skating later?

Friend 2: yeah sure what time

Friend 1: 01:30

Friend 2: ok I’ll be there!

Some random emo guy: ima use the death card tonight

by H4PPY February 3, 2023


Death

Without death, taxes/bills/paychecks, other people's lives/business/celebrities, or sports/music, there are people who wouldn't have anything to say or talk about (or not much besides money if they did). They'd mostly be full of comebacks and either say the same insult back you just said to them, or sometimes out of desperation, they'd call somebody a name before anybody else would have enough time to.

The girl wouldn't have much to say without death, taxes, celebrities, sports, or music (a little bit of science or spirituality every now and then she might talk about).

by Solid Mantis August 19, 2019


Death

The end of life as you know it.

Death is sensitive. for the living. for the dead it´s everyday´s coffee

by Deathmylover September 5, 2019


Death

Complete transformation of future into past.

Seeing Harry holding a gun at him, Joe knew he was close to death now and that his time was up.

by cannapeas November 4, 2019