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when u trieng to holla at a grl and u got one friends who messes ur whole game up , and next thin u know the grl never wants to see u again \
John and his grl Emily were goin out then home to have sex , Brian comes out of nowhere and sayd hey let me hang with u , u say no he insit and stays , then ur grl leaves sayd u get no ass , and ur stuck with ur friend, dam man ur such a c block deluxe
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To submerge your ballack in a cup of orange juice and feed it to and underage female.
I gave my girlfriend an Orange Juice Deluxe.
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Mario Kart 8 Deluxe (stylized as MARIOKART 8 DELUXE and abbreviated to MK8DX) is a Mario Kart racing game exclusive to the Nintendo Switch. It is the enhanced port (or reboot) version of Mario Kart 8 and was released worldwide on April 28, 2017. It was released in South Korea on December 15, due to the Nintendo Switch being released on December 1 there.
Brayden: Can you play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe with me please?
Baby Peach: Alright.
Baby Daisy: I love playing with you.
Baby Rosalina: Of course you can any time.
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When A waitor at a Diner that probably goes by the name of Otto, gets very irritated that you keep sending him in the back for more food or drinks because it seems like he may have rapid mood swings, he proceeds to rip out his gray nut hair off his old wrinkly nut bag and throw them into your California Cheese Burger Deluxe thus not telling you about it and laughing the whole time you throw down that tasty hidden treat.
Yo Brian does not come to this diner anymore. Why Not? Cause last time he pissed off Otto he got a Nut Hair Deluxe.
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Released in 2022 for Steam, Xbox, PlayStation and Nintendo, The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe is an updated release and sequel to 2013’s The Stanley Parable. Well known for being a meta deconstruction of video game choices and free will, a British narrator (played by Kevan Brighting) guides Stanley to freedom. You will make choices, you will not make choices. The end is never the end is never the end is never (repeat infinum)
This is the story of a game called The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe. One day, it gained an entry on Urban Dictionary and was received with reviews from those on the website. The quote is an example of how the narrator narrates the game, and as such should be read in his voice.
the act of taking a dump in the tank of the toilet, AFTER disconnecting the chain AND draining the water. with the hope of drying the shitlog to the bottom of tank,guts and or the float.
my budy forgot my cake on my b-day, so i left one "caked" on his! twas the ol' upper decker delux (dry) f***tard
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Halerizer Deluxe 3000 is a combination sex maneuver where the man drops a Cleveland Steamer on the women's breasts. The poop allows for an easy titty fuck. After he finishes on her chin, causing a white streak to resemble the facial hair style of a flavour savor, he takes his dirty penis and applies a Dirty Sanchez using it as if it were a paint brush or pencil. She then proceeds to lick her breasts clean of all fecal matter. Once finish she will appear to have a brown mustache and a white flavour savor from her mouth to her chin.
Dane performed a Hallerizer Deluxe 3000 on his girlfriend Ally. Needless to say she became sick the next day from consuming human feces.
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