Vegan Denial

When a vegan believes disgusting food taste good because:

1. He or she has been vegan so long, he or she forgets what good food tastes like.
2. He or she is so passionately devoted to veganism that psychologically vegan substitutes must taste good.

Note: Not all vegan food is bad and not all vegans are in vegan denial.

How can anyone buy those vegan cupcakes? They taste like chalk.

Vegan Denial.

Or

I made these vegan fish tacos. They are good, not vegan denial good.

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Denial Slut

A sexually promiscuous female that has slept with many individuals but adamantly denies doing so.

Friend 1: The new girl is such a denial slut, the basketball ran a train on her and videotaped the whole thing, but she adamantly denies it was her!
Friend 2: OMG WTF she is a denial slut!

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Losers In Denial

A small band that started out in December, 2003. It consists of 4 band members currently. 1 drummer, 2 electric guitars, and 1 vocal. Band is located in Houston, Texas.

www.geocities.com/losersindenial

Wow, Losers In Denial rock! They play rock,grunge, and punk!

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Denial slut

Typically a woman, who always looks on point.
The woman is desired by all but denies anyone who asks for a relationship of any kind.

Damn, that chick is such a denial slut.

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Scream Denial

is a Revolution metal band from Croatia.

Scream denial Croatia metal band

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FPS Denial

The denial you experience after every death while playing a First-Person Shooter. You cannot even begin to comprehend how that bullet could have hit you or how your RPG didn't kill him, but instead provided the opponent the opportunity to kill you.

*Playing Battlefield 3 and getting sniped at*
*Crouch behind wall*
*You get shot in the head*
"WHAT IN THE FUCK! THERE'S NO WAY THAT BULLET COULD HAVE HIT ME! I'm in FPS denial."

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Zach in denial

When Zachary emmanuel is in denial that he cant find a girlfriend

Zach in denial of not contemplating suicide

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