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Home Run Derby

MLB competition held every year in the All-Star Break. Usually consists of sluggers such as Jose Bautista and Mark Trumbo. Prince Fielder was the 2012 champion.

MLB Home Run Derby All-Star Break Jose Bautista Mark Trumbo Prince Fielder

by rickyony November 17, 2012


Daphne Loves Derby

The most awesome band in the WORLD with the most awesome lyrics.

There's nothing I can do to draw you close to me.
Can you take this silence like a pill so I can breathe again?
I've been trying to ignore the best parts of you.
I'm still hoping that I'll be with you somehow.
Please be home tonight.
I'll die if I don't get a chance to make this just right.
I'm sorry but I can't forget about the way I feel every time you're here.
What would it take for me to be with you?
I swear I'd rip my heart out if you said you'd be impressed.
Please be impressed.
I'd go so far to please you but I bet you wouldn't care at all.
Hopeless love, please leave me.
This broken heart is far to weak to run for you this long.
Why don't you care at all?
I'm dying for a place in your heart.

by hopeless_love December 23, 2004

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holy roller derby

1. A gathering of fundamentalist, bible-beating, right wing Christian Evangelicals

2. A vast or over-the-top display of flagrant, in-your-face evangelical Christian messages or scripture

As the two athiests approached the large group of Evangelicals who had gathered on the lawn to protest gay marriage, Bill said to Gary "Look out ... holy roller derby ahead."

by seumasbeg January 8, 2013


Daphne Loves Derby

A freaking awesome band from the state of Washington.

Like OMFG, I went to a Daphne Loves Derby concert last night and I was screaming "I fucking love you" the whole time.

by heartxbroadcast May 9, 2005

63👍 28👎


slot car derby

THE WORDS WORST MINIGAME ON EARTH WHO THOUT IT WHOLD BE A GOOD IDEA TO DO THIS AND THEY MADE A FUCKING SEQUEL AND MADE IT RETURN 1000000000X WHY NINTENDO WHY

"what shold we play?

"mario party 1"

"you mean that game with imposible minigames like slot car derby"

"DONT EVER SPEAK OF THAT GAME."

by lol144 October 24, 2017


derby middle school

a ms in Birmingham. Controlled by annoying boys and mean girls. Lots of pda is the hallways. Always drama. There are 2 main social groups “popular relevant kids” and “weird kids who watch anime” beware of 8th grade girls their vicious and will play you like a flute. 7th graders are just fucking annoying and the 6th graders make everyone want to kill themselves!

derby middle school sucks bootyhole

by analwithmydog May 5, 2019


derby high school

The public HS for a small town in Ct that happens to have an aroma of dirty feet. The towns nickname is Dirty Derby and the girls at the HS live up to it. Located in the naugatuck valley Derby sits at the bottom when it comes to HS graduates moving past working the counter at a Cumberland Farms. The Sports Teams are pathetic but being in CT's class S division even your avg softball player could make All State. With any luck they move on up to Seymour, get married, have kids and then drop them off at school with puke on their Derby high sweatshirt they wore the night before doing shots of moonshine.

John's wife seems very nice but I was surprised to see how much she drank. Well what do you expect she went to Derby High School and you could drink in any ruum in the school.

by Gotoyourruum April 7, 2018