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The dirtiest, most crooked cops you will find. They are always portrayed as dirtbags and lowlifes in movies. Many people believe they will let you off the hook if the crime is anything short of murder.
Do you want to hear a joke? The entire detroit police department! They pulled me over and I had 50 kilos of coke, and they let me off as long as I did 4 lines in front of them!
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1. The best basketball team in the league right now. Their type of basketball is usually played in a rough and tough style with a pounding offense and a powerful defense. They play as a team and thats why they win games.
Person #1: Who's the best team in the league right now?
Person #2: The Detroit Pistons are because they play as a team and have an incredible defense.
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A move pass down from generation to generation. when a new user uses it for the first time it puts strain on the body. It’s has different modes Delaware Detroit smash,Detroit smash 100%, double Detroit smash, United States of Smash
Robot: Walking to kill someone Deku: Detroit smashhhhh!
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Armpit sex whereby the male inserts his penis into the female's (unshaven) armpit.
Yo I took that bitch on a Detroit hayride lastnight.
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When a man takes a steaming dump, and smears it on his woman's upper lip (like a mustache). The man then smashes his pubes into her face, leaving loose hair in the fresh fecal matter.
My girl and I were watching Top Gun the other night and I Detroit Mustached her face like Goose.
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The laughingstock of the NFL.
Doctor: "You know what'll cheer you up?"
Sick Patient: "What's that?"
Doctor: "DETROIT LIONS!"
Sick Patient: "Hahahahahahhaha!!11"
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