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An ass that’s so tight if you stuck a piece of coal up there you’d have a diamond in a week.
May reference just an incredible, tight, sweet ass. Or, may reference someone that is an uptight fucker.
Rachel got a diamond ass. It was so tight I barely got in.
Doug is a diamond ass.
The most powerful diamond in Steven Universe. Also the one that Pink Diamond likes to fuck doggystyle.
This is Black Diamond
The 4th part of Jojo's bizarre Adventure, where a guy with funny hair and a guy with a baseball face go to find a david bowie murderer that has a hand fetish
Person 1: yo i just watched Diamond Is Unbreakable
Person 2: nice
a male masterbaiting with two hands that form a hole in the shape of a diamond or triangle
I tried that new diamond grip on my piece, feels just like pussy.
My palms are wore out from beating it so much, i had to switch to the diamond grip
Born Kim Bendix Petersen in Denmark, King Diamond was the singer in Mercyful Fate before forming his own band. Famous for his multi-octave range, supposed association with LaVey Satanism and having a greater lyrical talent than many native English speakers.
King Diamond is your lord and master.
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A scale for rating girls' attractiveness that is less subjective than the traditional 1-10 scale. Referred to as the diamond scale because there are very few on the extremes and the vast majority in the center. Scale runs 1-5, from best to worst.
1= Unrealistically hot. Top .0001% of girls. Pretty much restricted to top-tier celebrities, not a term you can just throw around. You see only a handful of these in your lifetime.
2= Extemely attractive. No significant flaws, and close to universally desired. Top 1-2% of girls.
3- = Basically the girl in a group that is clearly more attractive than the others. Anyone definitely referred to as "hot", someone that people would go out of their way to get with. About 15-20% of girls.
3 = 60-70% of girls. All decent, but nothing out of the ordinary. Realistically, they're not really significantly better or worse than each other.
3+ = Not your first choice, but you'd go for it if inebriated or desperate. Most butterfaces fall into this category, except for a few that might climb into the 3 range. About as common as 3-'s.
4= Distinctly unattractive. Someone you would get made fun of at length and universally for getting with. Roughly as common as 2's.
5= Horrendous. You see these only very rarely, about as much as 1's. These go beyond the realm of "typical ugly", and usually require deformities or other highly unusual issues with their appearance.
"Dude, that chick over there. Diamond scale."
"2."
"No way, just a 3-. You don't just hand out 2's."
"True. 3-. Her friends are all 3's. Except for the butterface on the end, that's a 3+."
"Man, he got so drunk he actually got with that girl..."
"You've got to be kidding. She's a total 4."
"Hahahahahahahahahahaha"
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When your age and the year you were born are the same number
This is my diamond birthday. I was born in 1955 and I am turning 55.
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