Chocolate dice

A sidewalk dice game run by African American gentlemen. Also, a black gentleman's testicles.

"Da shit ta do is throw down on some Chocolate dice. Best ta not walk by lest you want to throw dat Choco."

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diced apples

Apples that have been cut into cubes.

I can't believe that ho diced my apples. biaatchh.. I hate diced apples.

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Mark Dice

The smartest man on youtube

Buddy:Hey man did you watch that new Mark Dice vid? It was hilarious!!!
Me:Yeah man he’s the best!

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double dice

If you are especially pleased by something (be it a person, object or event) you may exclaim 'double dice!'

Similar to dice only more so.

Woman: "I would like to take a toot on your trouser trumpet"
Man: "Double Dice!!"

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slice and dice

To pretend to slice someone's face up using the elbow. A move based on Thai boxing created by Lara Fraser C-.

Don't take my faxes off the machine or I will slice and dice.

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fuzzy dice

When your girl is on her laptop, like they always are, looking at the gossip pages or whatever, you walk up infront of where she has her laptop, pull out your nutz and hang them over the top of her screen and say FUZZY DICE. They resemble fuzzy dice in the rear view mirror of a car only her laptop screen is the rear view and your nutz are the fuzzy dice.

My Girlfriend was on her laptop last night looking at people.com and I walked over like nothing and pulled out my nutz and hung them over the top of her screen and yelled "FUZZY DICE!!!"

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Roll the Dice

Ejaculating in a female every time during sexual intercourse, completely ignoring the fact of fertility.

Sean never pulls out. He will always roll the dice!

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