ding-ding

1 n. small penis, refers to the tendency of small penises to bounce around easily even when erect. Possible derivative of "dinky", or referring to the "dinger" of a bell, which swings back and forth, causing the bell to ring. Generally a derogatory comment.

2. adj. Used to describe someone who is insane or "not quite all there" mentally.

1. When Jane saw Peter's ding-ding of a cock, she about fell out!

2. Jane is a bit of a ding-ding.

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ding

A codeword developed to use when you want to have phone sex with your partner and would rather have no one know what you are about to do.

Hey baby, muah, hee hee, wanna ding?

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Dinge

A Dinge is a person who carries along with them an everlasting aroma of greatness. People that are jealous consider this aroma to be offensive, but it really is just awesome. Waimers are the Dinge's natural born enemy.

Kim: "When was the last time you washed your pants?"

Jack: "Two weeks ago."

Kim: "You are such a Dinge."

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ding-ding

Slang term for penis.

Bam (after pantsing Novak): "Ahh, look at his ding-ding!"

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Ding

A slang term for an African American, derived from Apollo Creed's famous quote in the Rocky series, "Ding, ding."

That ding sure can play basketball!

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ding

(adj.) Along the lines of "pwned" or "rejected;" commonly used on xoxohth.com and biglawboard.com to indicate when someone has been beaten in an argument or otherwise been relegated to failure.

"Bush to the Free World: DING!"

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bobo-ba-ding-ding

Hard, intense, no-strings-attached sex. Might cause looks of confusion OR abstinence, depending on who you are.

A guy walks in and asks the hottest girl he knows, "So, babe. How 'bout a lil bobo-ba-ding-ding?"

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