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A Daytona Dingleberry is a sex move where you do not wipe your ass after taking a shit in order to obtain dingleberry’s in your butthole hairs. Then make your sexual partner eat your ass, eating your dingleberrys in the process. (Not to be mixed up with brown nosing)
(Juuling in the bathroom)
Timmy: you should definitely not wipe your ass if your hanging with Sandy tonight.
Dante: you're right, maybe she’ll give me a little brown nose and a Daytona Dingleberry
It consists of ass hair / pubes as the spaghetti, the dingleberries as the meat mince and any residue bodily liquids (normally diarrhoea) as the sauce.
Usually a meal for one but can be shared.
Matthew: "Yo, what did you have for dinner last night?"
Michael: "I had my girlfriend's dingleberry bolognese. It was delicious"
Supernatural being that comes in at night and plucks dingleberries when you're sleeping and leaves a quarter under your pillow.
"I bought a gumball today with the quarter that the dingleberry fairy left me last night."
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The scissors found in the junk drawer of any kitchen in a developed country. These scissors are used for many tasks, from cutting open bags of cereal to school projects, but their name comes from perhaps their most unpleasant use--cutting the occasional dingleberry off of a family pet.
Help! Mom's trying to cut my hair with the dingleberry scissors again!
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those disgusting rolled-up little pieces of toilet paper that break off and stay in your ass after wiping
Chet had enough paper dingleberries to start a collection.
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When you use too much deoderant and you have little white chunks of it still left in your armpits.
I thought lacy was hot until she put her arms over her head and I saw her deodorant dingleberrys.
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toilet paper piles of cling-on crap that accumulated on the porcelain throne as result from a previous occupant's ass wiping.
Dude your roommate whips up the nastiest pile of dingleberry pie; he needs to utilize toilet shit-tiquette.
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